I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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