You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just got carded by a ten year old.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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