Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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