On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
The power of my boobs compel you
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
