dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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