just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
