so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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