That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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