Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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