Don't you send me to vm
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
