you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize