If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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