I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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