u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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