At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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