Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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