If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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