Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Damn victory sex feels great
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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