I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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