we're blogging at a bar
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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