Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
