And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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