absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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