what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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