we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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