i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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