we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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