I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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