oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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