Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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