HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
