How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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