Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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