STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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