Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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