You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
