I just made out with a guy for $7.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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