Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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