Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
