go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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