Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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