Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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