But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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