Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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