she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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