Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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