He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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