Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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