the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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