so that wasnt chicken after all
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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