I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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