Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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