it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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