talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize