So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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